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Subject: OLE BUTCH
John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had
several hundred young layers (hens), called "pullets"
and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs.

The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the
soup pot and was replaced.

That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and
attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so John could
tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the
porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.

The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, and a very fine specimen he
was, too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell
hadn't rung at all!

John went to investigate.

The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets,
hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to Farmer John's
amazement,
Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd
sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

John was so proud of Butch, he entered him in the Boone County
Fair and Butch became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result... The judges not only awarded Butch the No Bell
Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.
Clearly Butch was a politician in the making: who else but a politician
could figure
out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by
being
the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they
weren't
paying attention?



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